The difference in definition between “guts” and “balls”

Guts is arriving home late after a night out with your mates, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”

Balls is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the bum and having the balls to say, “You’re next fatty.”

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One Response to “The difference in definition between “guts” and “balls””

  1. MC Says:

    Excelente!!!