Ode à Procrastinação
Arse por Simon Panrucker
Sitting on my arse letting time pass me by,
Doesn’t it fly when you got loads to do but you’re
Sitting on your bum watching people come and go,
I got loads to do but I’m loath to do it, so I do it slow,
I’m purposefully practising procrastination,
Though I could be required to retire to such a situation,
In the future when I’m old. But from now I’m in control,
And I prefer to perch upon my bum-hole,
Solely responsible for my utmost lack of action,
The satisfaction I get from doing nothing is immense,
I sit on the fence when it comes to making decisions,
I’m apathetic and prophetically so with the condition,
That I decided to be this way,
And if I want to spend all day doing bollocks all maybe that’s ok,
Who am I to say what’s right and what’s wrong?
I’m fine as long as I’m
Sitting on my arse letting time pass me by,
Doesn’t it fly when you got loads to do but you’re
Sitting on your bum watching people come and go,
I got loads to do but I’m loath to do it, so I do it slow…